chn have perfect grammar?

it's late.
but isn't it always?
late, that is.

whenever taylor b. is helping a
customer on a saturday, she rings them
up and says,
"have a great weekend!"
doesn't that seem a little wrong to you, though?
i mean, it's sort of a lie.
the weekend is more than halfway over at that point.
she should say,
"hey, have a great latter-half of the weekend,"
but that doesn't roll off the
tongue quite as nicely, does it?
anyway. something to think about.

we watched "the social network" tonight.
just barely, actually.
less than an hour ago.
we know we're like fifty years behind,
but that doesn't really matter at all.
what an interesting story, though, yeah?
what a crazy, 25 billion dollar story.
something else to think about.

anyway, it's late.
i think we're going to hit the sack.
but not literally hit the sack.
or hit anything for that matter.
just go to bed.
get some shut-eye.
turn off our minds, bodies and spirits.
that sort of thing.
you understand.

goodnight, facebook.
(seemed appropriate because
of the movie we just watched).

---taylor & taylor.

p.s. we ate kettle corn tonight.
lots and lots of kettle corn.
and brownies.

also, we put up a shower curtain.
why are we telling you this?
no reason, really.
just something to think about.